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Heidi Klum's costume was a disturbing masterpiece of geriatric proportions

Heidi Klum and her ride :: Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images

Hostess Heidi Klum :: Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images for Shutterfly

No doubt you've already seen some version of Heidi Klum's Halloween costume, a sassy little octogenarian replete with a cane, varicose veins, and a horrible paisley blouse. The ensemble, which she revealed last night at her 12th annual Halloween party was at once sweet and horrifying, endearing and disturbing, a work of art and a desecration of beauty. And while she was far and away the MVP of the evening, her guests were no slouches at the year's most anticipated game of dress-up.