Clockwise from top left: Heidi Klum; Chrissy Teigen; Tyra Banks; Kathy Ireland; Ariel Meredith; Kate Upton; Marisa Miller; Petra Nemcova
Not that you would have been so foolish as to have missed such an epic television event, but for those of you who didn't have access to a TV in the ambulance (that is to say, medical emergencies are the only valid excuse for flaking out), here are some choice clips from tonight's NBC two-hour special, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful.
Oh, and best wishes for a full recovery, or whatever.
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Heidi Klum's opening monologue:
John Legend sings "All of Me"
Tim McGraw premieres "Lookin' for that Girl:"
Tyra Banks's acceptance speech for 3rd all-time top cover: