Hercules, starring Irina Shayk, opens tonight, which means we get to see the below scene played out in full

Rebecca Shore | Jul 24, 2014

AND WE'RE ALL...

You don't even have to type "Fandango" into your browser because I've gone through the trouble of finding the tickets page for you! Aren't I just a dear?

Here are some reasons to see it:

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...OH, and...

...and with that, my job here is done.