AS AMERICA readied itself for the Eighties (and the excesses that would come along with it), we fielded fewer letters from the finger-wagging-rosary-clutching nun types and more letters from the "constructive critics" who read the issue, but would have preferred to edit it. So when the 1979 issue came around with Christie Brinkley on the cover and perennial favorite Cheryl Tiegs nowhere to be seen, opinions abounded. Readers struggled with the grim moral quandary of whether one could remain faithful to Cheryl and still make time with this new pretty young thing flirting back at them from the cover. Meanwhile, we left them with little choice, as the 1979 issue would be the first of a three-year cover reign for the future legend, Christie.
MOURNING CHERYL: DENIAL...
No Cheryl Tiegs? Say it isn't so!
It hit me like a ton of bricks! I was utterly shocked, amazed,
disillusioned, upset, furious, disappointed, depressed and almost
suicidal to discover that Cheryl Tiegs was not included in the
swimsuit photographs. Not one single shot! You have destroyed one
of my fondest concepts of this great country of ours: baseball, hot
dogs, apple pie and Cheryl Tiegs in the SI swimsuit edition. Do you
have any extra pictures of Cheryl from last year?
Dearborn Heights, Mich.
Let's face it, an SI swimsuit issue without Cheryl is like baseball
without the Yankees.
I think Christie has just surpassed Cheryl as the world's most
North Vancouver, British Columbia
SEXIST WOMEN UNITE!
Equal time please! We sexist females want an issue with beautifully
built men in skimpy non-swimsuits. After all, what's good for the
gander is good for the goose.
HOW TO SOUND VAGUELY LIKE A SERIAL KILLER
I was disappointed in this year's swimsuit issue. After last year's
I was expecting some rather interesting photographs. This year, the
only consolation is that I like legs.
It's hard to please everyone, ain't it?
THEM SOUND LIKE FIGHTIN' WORDS
Today I am an irate mother (and my husband backs me up) because of your Feb. 5 issue coming into our home. Certainly some of you are fathers and mothers who realize that it is hard enough in this day and age to raise children to be chaste and pure. But I doubt if you people would understand what I am talking about. No more of that stuff!
MRS. E. A. PFANNENSTIEL
WE KNOW THAT'S YOU, MRS. LOSCALZO
I am 11 years old. I usually enjoy SI but not the Feb. 5 issue. I
don't want to see girls in bathing suits. I want to see sports like
football, baseball, etc.
JOSEPH A. LOSCALZO
THE REAL ISSUE
As a high school librarian, I know students often use SI as a
resource for reports, speeches, papers, etc. So, from now on, could
you try not to print any important articles in your bathing-suit
issue because it always gets stolen?* Thanks.
Lawrence North High School
*This letter marks the first recorded incident of what would become a national epidemic.
VOICE OF REASON
Where will all the cries of outrage come from this year? Instead of
writing to SI, perhaps those outraged parents would better spend
their time looking for the more revealing magazines that their sons
hide under their mattresses. My mom always did.
ZINGER OF THE YEAR
How come we didn't see George Plimpton in a bathing suit*? He's
tried most other forms of sport.
On second thought, never mind.
West Hartford, Conn.
*A little taste of what that might look like
O, cursed SI, have you confounded us? Here I was about to ask you
for Christie's address and phone number when my mesmerized eyes
detected an apparent wedding band on her finger in the cover
picture. Halt your cruelty instantly! Is Ms. Brinkley spoken for?
San Luis Obispo, Calif.
Letter to the Editor: Naval officer surprised to see wife on cover of SI