THIS IS the kind of thing a SI Swimsuit cover can do to a girl. Next up for Chrissy Teigen: Suicide Girls? (No, I'm not linking out to it.)
Not so fast. Despite what may have looked like a scarily painful moment at Shylee Rose Jewelry in San Diego (WARNING: video contains the use of—gasp!—a four-letter word) . . .
. . . it was just to give the girl a few more ways to bling out. Respect.