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Hannah Ferguson's Twitter Takeover: Surveying the damage

Rebecca Shore

HANNAH FERGUSON hijacked control of the @SI_Swimsuit Twitter account earlier today and, as was expected, we learned some noteworthy stuff about the 2014 SI Swimsuit Rookie. For one, we discovered that the sweetly shy daughter of two Marines who grew up on a farm in rural Texas has a saucy side. Favorite music? Rap. Favorite TV show? Eastbound and Down. Favorite color? Black. (But seriously, why are we still asking celebrities their favorite color?) Hannah loved waitressing, really loves modeling, and she's the first to admit that she wasn't a particularly enthusiastic student in high school. She has faith that the U.S. Men's National team will beat Portugal on Sunday—even if fellow Rookie Sara Sampaiodidn't want to hear it. Though she gets recognized by strangers, there are still those who can't get past the fact that she and fellow SI Swimsuit model Hannah Davis share a first name, with one Twitter user asking: "You come from Virgin Islands, have you ever meet Tim Duncan?" (She hasn't. But she also doesn't come from the Virgin Islands—that's the other Hannah.) Then again, Fergie is dating Davis's brother Conn, so it's not like anyone's making it any easier.

But anyway, to the Twitter feed!

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As for the ones she didn't get around to, welp we have some answers.

Dear jordy,

Speak the following words: "MJ Day, may I attend a photo shoot of Hannah Ferguson?" May, not can. And yes, we are a crotchety old schoolteacher from the 1950s.

Best,

SD

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Steven Lee,

"Lugubrious"

–SD

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Dear AJ Aguirre,

Jess Cole wearing a disguise of you.

Love,

SD

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Hi Super Panda,

Hannah is a human being, that is accurate.

Thank you for your inquiry.

–SD

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Dear Anthony V,

You seem pretty well versed on this topic and hardly in need of an answer, you sassy supermodel, you.

Best,

SD

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schmeltz,

Negatory.

–SD

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Rebecca Shore

REBECCA SHORE