Chrissy Teigen, come on down!!!

SI Staff | Dec 4, 2013

Don't just show the ugly prizes, BE the ugly prizes :: CBS Photo Archive

But you will always be Barker's Beauty :: CBS/Getty Images

DO NOT make the mistake of calling this man Bob. Bob Barker retired in 2007. He was replaced by Dilbert :: Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images

THIS is the greatest accomplishment a human can achieve; should you be so lucky as to witness it, react accordingly :: Barry Sweet/Bloomberg News

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT FALL ASLEEP STANDING UP :: CBS Photo Archive

Sateen, sparkles and Aquanet :: Maury Phillips/WireImage

Sparkles and Aquanet :: CBS/Getty Images

Aquanet is your new best friend :: CBS Photo Archive

You might have to wear an afro wig or spandex or fringe, or all three at once, so mental preparation is recommended :: Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images

If you lose your way, ask yourself, What Would Dian Parkinson Do? :: CBS Photo Archive

You need not give into peer pressure :: M. Tran/FilmMagic

Don't be ashamed to flirt with a kitchen appliance :: CBS Photo Archive

A power suit is always a solid wardrobe choice :: Photoshot/Getty Images

Incorrect :: CBS/Getty Images

Correct :: Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images

All said, I'm pretty sure you got this one in the bag :: James Macari/SI; Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images